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- Joe mama's so fat, when she fell I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
- Joe mama's so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.
- Joe mama's so fat, it took me two buses and a train to get to her good side.
- Joe mama's so fat, when she goes camping, the bears hide their food.
- Joe mama's so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.
- Joe mama's so fat, she stepped on a scale and it said: "To be continued."
- Joe mama's so fat, I swerved to miss her in my car and ran out of gas.
- Joe mama's so fat, when she wears high heels, she strikes oil.
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- Joe mama's so fat, when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND the house.
- Joe mama's so fat, her car has stretch marks.
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- Joe mama's so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
- Joe mama's so stupid, she stared at a cup of orange juice for 12 hours because it said "concentrate."
- Joe mama's so stupid when they said it was chilly outside, she grabbed a bowl.
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- Joe mama's so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
- Joe mama's so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it
- Joe mama's so stupid when thieves broke into her house and stole the TV, she chased after them shouting "Wait, Joeu forgot the remote!"
- Joe mama's so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.
- Joe mama's so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
- Joe mama's so stupid, she got locked in the grocery store and starved to death.
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- Joe mama's so ugly, she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
- Joe mama's so old, her social security number is one.
- Joe mama's so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
- Joe mama's so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.
- Joe mama's so old, she walked out of a museum and the alarm went off.
- Joe mama's teeth are so yellow when she smiles at traffic, it slows down.
- Joe mama's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.
- Joe mama's so ugly, when she was little, she had to trick-or-treat by phone.
- Joe mama's so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology letter.
- Joe mama's so ugly, she looked out the window and was arrested for mooning.
- Joe mama's so poor, the ducks throw bread at her.
- Joe mama's so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a grocery list.
- Joe mama's cooking so nasty, she flys got together and fixed the hole in the window screen.
- Joe mama's so depressing, blues singers come to visit her when they've got writer's block.
- Joe mama's so short, Joeu can see her feet on her driver's license.
- Joe mama's so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.
- Joe mama so big, her belt size is "equator."
- Joe mama's so classless, she's a Marxist utopia.
- Joe mama so short, she went to see Santa and he told her to get back to work.
- Joe mama so scary, the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
- Joe mama's so nasty, they used to call them jumpolines 'til Joe mama bounced on one.
- Joe mama's teeth so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter.
- Joe mama's so poor, Nigerian princes wire her money.
- Joe mama so dumb, she went to the eye doctor to get an iPhone.
- Joe mama's so lazy, she stuck her nose out the window and let the wind blow it.
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